Q: I’m a fan and would like to get a large t shirt?!! - Robbie
A: We recommend our store. Here’s a link to our t-shirts. Thanks for asking, happy shopping.

Q: I’m a fan and would like to get a large t shirt?!! - Robbie
A: We recommend our store. Here’s a link to our t-shirts. Thanks for asking, happy shopping.
Write to information at thedears dot org or ask us straight up.
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Q: Why do you sound like Morrissery/The Smiths/Blur/britpop?
A: As Coxon Himself once said to Murray over a pint: “We both have the queen on our money.”
Q: When are you playing in [insert name of city where you live]?
A: Please check the shows link for recently announced dates.
Q: When is your next album coming out?
A: February 15, 2011
Q: Where can I find [insert name of song]?
A: Try iTunes, obviously, or our online store.
Q: I really need to interview someone from the band ASAP!
A: That’s what the publicist is for. But if they are ignoring you, then write us and we’ll figure something out.
Q: I want to make a video for one of your songs?
A: That’s funny because we were just talking about how we wanted you to make a video for one of our songs. What are the chances? Send us your idea/synopsis/link.
Q: Will you play a benefit show for us?
A: Depends on who benefits. We personally consider all serious requests and well-organized ideas. Send us details.
Q: Why isn’t [insert musician’s name] in the band anymore?
A: Watch from 1:41 to 2:10 of this clip, and replace “this ship” with “The Dears.”
Feel like your questions have gone unanswered? Ask us or try reading this article from 200-fucking-3
Q: What’s the best quote from the aforementioned article?
A: “Basically, we live in a world of shit.” - M. Lightburn.